Giant Robot Lasers

The Webdev’s Prayer

machinetext:

our browser, which art in memory, mozilla be thy name
onLoad run, thy layout done, exactly like the PSD.
render us fast this gmail thread,
and forgive us our standards violations,
as we forgive those who use IE against us,
and lead us not into quirks mode,
but deliver our content
for thine is the pingdom
and the browser and the glory,
forever and e
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[this is the sort of thing that gets written instead of code when you’re fighting css. speak, muse! ok, bad muse, back to work.]