Our service is plain and simple; our fee structure is reasonable.
For $110.00 we will guarantee that should the Rapture occur within ten (10) years of receipt of payment, one pet per residence will be saved. Each additional pet at your residence will be saved for an additional $15.00 fee. A small price to pay for your peace of mind and the health and safety of your four legged friends.
This site claims they are athiest and though they do not believe in the rapture, if such an event does happen and you expect to be called upon, they will come to your home and care for your pet for 10 years for $110.
(via tedr)
