Giant Robot Lasers

who dares wins

4 Notes

incompetent

dice.com:
Hi, is this Ivan? [pronounced incorrectly]
me:
Yes.
dice.com:
I'm calling from dice.com to see if you're looking to expand your engineering team for tipjoy.com
me:
Have you been to tipjoy.com recently?
dice.com:
no
me:
are you in front of a computer
dice.com:
yes
me:
well, go ahead. This should just take a few seconds.
...
dice.com:
Well I'm sorry to hear that. I'm sure you're off to your next endeavor and we hope you consider dice.com for --
me:
Why would I consider dice.com for anything if you didn't spend even a few seconds researching your companies?
dice.com:
Well ...
me:
Have a nice day. [click]
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