The cast will include all the guys from Ocean’s 11, but they all die within the first 30 seconds of the movie and never reappear. Kevin Spacey has an aneurysm on the set, he falls and strikes his head on a desk, bleeding all over the only copy of the script. The sections that are rendered unreadable are simply not filmed, and the resulting plot holes are never resolved. There is a 15 minute segment containing flashing lights which cure mild cases of epilepsy. In at least one of the premiering theaters, a projector operator suffers from movie-popcorn-butter stigmata
He came up with Cuil Theory. This is a side comment on the original epic thread.
A taste of the absurd is good for the mind from time to time.
